If you’re the best man at his wedding, you must get a stripper for the bachelor party, no matter what he says he wants.37.
When your buddy gets too drunk, it’s okay to let him make an ass out of himself for a while, but know when to step in.21.
Don’t use a urinal right next to another dude if there’s another one available. Don’t give another man unsolicited advice at the gym, either.
When they do break up, tell him everything you hated about her. When your friend gets dumped, it’s your responsibility to get him laid (or at least drunk).13.
Feel free to humiliate and ridicule your friends around guys.