Fake relationships have existed in celebrity circles since the birth of cinema, but we can't judge love's performing seals too harshly. A little while ago, I started seeing someone new immediately after a bad break-up.The Showy Short Term Relationship is a relationship rite of passage. After an hour and a half, the food was cold, we were starving and no boyfriend had arrived. "I know you'll say it's a rebound, but it's definitely not," I'd explain to my friends and parents.But love doesn't always win, and Hiddleswift are reportedly going their separate ways.READ MORE: * Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift have broken up * Taylor Swift enjoys Aussie date with Tom Hiddleston... Pull the other one Calvin Harris is not giving up on Taylor Swift or at least criticizing her and her new relationship with Tom Hiddleston as she visited his Mom and he visited her parents. The alleged reason for the break-up is that Hiddleston was desperate to take Swift to the Emmys, and she balked at being his "arm candy" and claimed to be uncomfortable with the relationship being so public.Why is Tom Hiddleston wearing an "I Heart Taylor Swift" tank top in the ocean, with his girlfriend Taylor Swift, and a ton of other famous faces including Gigi Hadid, Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively and more.OPINION: I have a theory that to be a celebrity in the throes of a romance is to date in dog years.and 8 bodyguards * Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston preparing for Ellen outing * Tom Hiddleston follows Taylor Swift's lead with Loki snap * Hiddleswift is out and the Taylor Swift 'boob job' rumours are in * Tom Hiddleston mercilessly mocked by fans for his I Heart T. Which is ironic, because if we cast our minds back over the Tom-Taylor relationship timeline (and I'll admit to being obsessed, it was the only news story this summer that didn't imply the end of the world was imminent) it began at the Met Ball, which is akin to starting a romance by taking out a full page ad in Vogue to declare your intentions.
But even by these standards, the pace of "Hiddleswift" - the coupling of actor Tom Hiddleston and singer Taylor Swift - was enough to give us all motion sickness.
Their public appearance schedule was so intense that it made a William and Catherine royal tour look like a fairly low-key holiday.