Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.Hoping to look like a hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working on a big, important business deal. “You’re fired.” Day Off An employee goes to see his supervisor in the front office.He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed,” the boss replies.Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you? “I can’t give you the day off.” “Thanks, boss,” says the employee “I knew I could count on you!
” “The electric company, water company, and phone company!” Hot Shot A young businessman had just started his own firm.He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.If you don’t know any good jokes though, we’ve got you covered!
The staff here at has scoured the internet for 10 of the best “office-approved” jokes: The Raise Sam walks into his boss’s office and says “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave.
” The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.” The Boss One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. He can type really fast.” “What about the green one? “He costs ,000 because he can type, answer incoming phone calls and takes notes.” “What about the red one? The assistant says, “That one’s ,000.” Curious, the man asks, “What does do? ” Order of Operations The sales chief, the HR chief, and the boss of a company are on their way to lunch when they stumble upon a beat up, but valuable looking brass container.