Then, take it up a notch and pretend to drop-kick any youngster walking a few feet in front of you.Then all of sudden, you’ve got something heavy happening in your life. You tell her you’d like to talk about it so you can get out of your head. She's just a "friend with benefits" until she discovers her ticking biological clock.Red Flags: You catch her glancing in the windows of children's-clothing stores and lovingly ogling babies with that misty look in her eyes, all the while maintaining her book of favorite baby names. There are so many men out there that are genetically designed to wow women — it’s in their DNA.
Red Flags: Watch out for her slick attempts to sneak a peek at your shirt label, uncontrollable sneers at generic brands, and a fondness for ordering twin lobster tails when you're getting the lobster bisque. Snag a discarded ATM receipt with an especially low balance the next time you're getting cash and leave it in plain sight for her to find.Cap it off by hitting her up to pay next time you go out.