And he knows all the best places to stop on the way.10.
His mother loves you already and she hasn't even met you.
He will never, ever underestimate the importance of tacos in your life.7.
It will never not be funny when he calls trousers, 'pants', but he will never, ever see the humorous side.1. He's not afraid to order a delicious cocktail instead of a pint of bitter and somehow, he pulls it off.6. Prepare for so many arguments about what constitutes 'football'. When you've had a bad day, he will bring your Hershey's chocolate, and Hershey's chocolate – unlike amazing Cadburys – tastes like vomit.10. He's far more likely to offer to pay on a date and actually want to pay, not wait for you to get your wallet out and insist you split it.5., in which case the idea of French love has likely traumatized you.) I’m one of those who became a fool for the idea of Parisian romance, which is why I’m now living there and in a successful relationship with a native (after many failed attempts). (Hint: If you speak just the slightest bit of French, you gain points.For those wondering what it’s like to date a Frenchman, here are 15 things to knowincluding the truths, myths, pluses and quirks. Don’t worry about your atrocious accent because they think it’s cute.) They love American girls because they’re fun and enjoy sex, whereas French girls tend to have cyber-coded chastity belts locking up their vaginas. In many cases, sleeping with him on the first night is the kiss of death for a relationship. On the other hand, many French boys have figured out points #1 and #2, and know how to use it to their advantage. But for the nice French boys, it’s helpful to know that he’s likely not dating anyone else besides you. If you’re all about making out in front of grandmas on the subway, then there’s no problem. Despite claiming fame to the “French kiss,” not all French guys are good kissers. True: they love eating (but not all know what outstanding food is, or how to cook) and love a good wine.
You know that white t-shirt he wears under all of his shirts?
Yeah, it's weird but it's super soft to sleep in and it smells of him (ahh).9. Twenty hours in the car, overnight stays in a motel and stops by the world's biggest ball of yarn on the way to the Grand Canyon.