Semi-related: He won't pressure you to "be healthier." Your entire relationship will be based around carbs and dairy, and you will be so much happier than you were with that dude who was so obsessed with eating clean that he had the trans fat percentage of French fries tattooed on his body.9. No husky man has ever worn Axe Body Spray, and that's a fact.10. If you're a nervous flyer and you forgot your Xanax when you were packing, I hope you brought a husky.11.
There’s not a chance they’ll notice if you gain 5 pounds.
Finally, someone has more butt sweat than you in the summer! They are 100 percent more likely to feed you a hearty breakfast the next morning. Their t-shirts and sweatshirts double as full-body cocoons.
Which ultimately made him a wonderfully sensitive boyfriend/human. He's not one of those image-conscious bro-y gym rats whose only friends are the commenters on bodybuilding forums.
And he won't leave those ridiculous vats of protein powder around the house.8.
e can surely appreciate the appeal of a greased-up, muscular dude with chiseled abs, and we’ve dated our fair share of super skinny hipster guys who liked to steal our skinny jeans, but when it comes down to it, we think chubby guys are where it’s at. When a chubby guy wraps his arms around you, it’s like wrapping a giant tortilla around a burrito. They’ll understand and empathize with your body image issues more than any other guy ever has. They generate more body heat than skinny guys do as a matter of scientific fact.
From their cozy body heat to the great sex (spoiler alert: extra pounds = extra bounce = extra hot), we can’t get enough. They keep you warm and safe and protected from all the salsa and sour cream. And speaking of burritos, they are totally comfortable watching you scarf a massive one down.
You can eat whatever you want in front of him without being self-conscious. I don't care if he works at a tech startup and can't throw a football.
Snuggle inside a bed-size burrito if you want, nary a fuck will he give. If he was teased as a kid for his weight, he may be uncommonly emotionally perceptive when it comes to other people's feelings. Get him to wear a red plaid flannel shirt, and he suddenly becomes a rustic woodsman with a rough childhood who will do things like take your hand and run it along a gorgeous teak desk that he carved so you can feel the intricate craftsmanship and sense a strong erotic subtext. Resting your head on his chest does not mean "attempting to find a semi-comfortable place on his jutting collarbone." It is awkward snuggling with Jack Skellington.7. [embed_gallery gid=4571 type="simple"]Follow Anna on Twitter.
His largeness makes you feel like a gossamer porcelain ballerina.
Which is especially nice if you're constantly either farting or tripping over wires, like a friend of mine who is me.3.