Man walks away, stuffs sheep in car, and is about to drive away when the shepherd knocks on his window. If I can guess what you do for a living, I get to take your car. Now give me back my sheep- dog." A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.
If I'm wrong, you can have all my sheep." "Done", says the driver, counting up the number of nights he could be kept happy with 137 sheep. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you.
The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and you can do anything you want with me." Again the guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
"The one on the left costs 0," says the store owner. Finally, the frog asked, "What the fuck is the matter? I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." A guy is driving around in his Porsche in the countryside.
You only have six months to live." "Oh doctor, what should I do? The doctor replied, "Marry a management consultant." "Will that make me live longer? "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer." A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear a management consultant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm a management consultant.