Christian dating pick up lines

Like with so many other things in life, dating won’t really work by just “waiting for God”.

A healthy dose of – as I like to call it – “action taking faith” is required to get out there and meet that significant other. ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.” 9. ” Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.” 13.

But you can use these divine pick up lines with a christian twist to meet your soulmate.

The Lord works in mysterious ways - and so can you!

While I’m certainly not a dating expert, I’ve made my fair share of (great and… “I’m no Joseph, maybe you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you? “Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? ” How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? ” I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.” 11. ” Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.” 14.

I am so proud to be able to say that I have never used a lame pick up line with a girl. (Either that or use it on my wife and see if it works.

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A girl with her eyes on God is not easily wooed (we can’t help it, our faith comes fist and it sets a pretty high bar! It also doesn’t help that most Christian pick-up lines are more likely to prompt a chuckle rather than sweep us off our feet.

MORE IN GAMES & FUN: To prove our point, we’re sharing this video, which covers a few of our favorite lines.

I got inspired from Ed Newton (@ed_newton), a guest speaker at Xtreme Winter 2013. I searched on Twitter using hashtag #Christian Pick Up Lines I didn’t use them all but I shared with some I thought were funny or good.

Feel free to follow those who tweeted these as well.

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LOL.) Men…ladies…are you guilty of ever using lame Christian pick up lines like these?

Serious ministry-work and business aside, we all wanna find “the one” and live happily every after, right?

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